4:47 PM

回家..

我回来了...

这里太旧没有人打扫..
回来整理一下...
看到曹 blog 到酱颠..
我也来陪他颠..
毕竟人家跟我有发发缘 <>
总要支持人家的..

忽然发现假期的我堕落了..
很多人讲我胖了..
死火... 我没吃什么东西竟然给我肥了起来..
而且完全没有"下定决心减肥" 的心意...
天啊, 救救我呵~

今天老妈叫我去 pasar 买汉菜...
骑脚车去的时候, 有一条狗跑出来...
den 象我酱慈悲的人,
肯定是追着它不放的啦...
追追下就把整条街的狗惹火, 来追我了..
那感觉真的是 high 到...
下次要试多一次...
den hor..
妈叫我买汉菜是因为下午的时候, 要出去吃板面, 要加菜..
妈还叫了一些亲戚跟着一起去...
结果去到的时候...
SHIT!! 今天没开呵?
然后只好到后面一点的餐馆吃..
paiseh 到....

PMR 过后到现在的日子, 减去拜六礼拜, 再减一天, 就是我没上学的日子...
pro ==
大概都有整两个星期了..


12:03 AM



















3:52 PM

该结束的都结束了....

漫长的恶梦, 总有醒来的一天..

只是看那个梦到底有多恐怖...
PMR 哦..好恐怖的梦....
好怕好怕...
考完了...
好爽好爽...

再说...
这个拜六我家开 party...
晚上 6pm
拜四的时候每个人记得带 RM5 到学校...

8:01 PM

Kasturi - juz jokes today..

今天的马来文老师很 pro...

这是我我生以来对马来人最赞的一次...
不过只是那么一点点, 可不会改变我对马来人的见解

老师叫我们做文章时, 千万不要.....

eg 1...
Malam ini sunyi sungguh 然后在后面 bracket ( Encik jangan pandang belakang ! )

eg 2...
Ali ialah seorang anak yang gembira..
Dia melawat tempat-tempat lain dengan ibu bapanya...
Pada suatu hari, ibu bapanya mati dalam kemalangan...
Sedihnya, dia menjadi seorang yatim piatu ( Encik sedih tak ? )

老师也叫我们学写些有 suspens 的作文...
< 老师说这篇文章时用很慢的语气 >
eg.1

Malam sudah sangat lewat...
Jam di bilikku telah <敲> dua belas kali...
aku tetap tidak dapat lelapkan mataku...
mungkin kepanasan di bilikku ialah puncanya...
aku bangun, dan ingin pergi buka tingkap, mencari harapan...
saya pergi dengan
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah...
Akhirnya saya tiba di tingkap bilikku...
saya pun buka tingkap bilikku dengan bersemangat...

Semasa saya sedang menikmati malamku..
saya terdengar jeritan "Tolong! Tolong!"...
saya pun carilah di mana punca jeritan itu...
saya mendapati puncanya daripada tanah perkuburan berhampiran...
saya memikir mengapa seseorang jerit pada waktu malam...
mengapa dia tidak mau jerit pada waktu siang ?
Semasa saya sedang runsing tentang soalan ini..
Saya terdengar jeritan lagi...
"Tolong! Tolong J...JANGAN !! "
Saya pun bercadang pergi ke tanah perkuburan itu...
Jadi... saya pergi dengan...
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah...
Saya pun bermula mendekati tanah perkuburan itu...
Saya terdengar jeritan itu lagi...
Jeritan itu semakin kuat semakin saya mendekati tanah perkuburan itu...
Jeritan itu lagi...
Dia jerit " Tolong ! Tolong Jangan ! Tolong Jangan Berhenti ~ !! "

eg. 2 < 更慢的语气 >
Hari ini saya dan keluarga saya mau berkelah...
Saya bangun lebih awal ini kerana saya sangat "Exciting"
Dulu saya bangun pada 7.00am...
Hari ini say bangun pada 6.59am...
Selepas saya bangun, saya lihat kakak dan emak saya sedang memasak di dapur..
< 你睡厨房? 怎么一睁开眼睛就看见厨房 ? >
Saya pun bercadang pergi mandi sebelum kami bertolak...
Jadi saya pun pergi dengan...
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah...
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah...
Semasa saya pun nak memijak lantai bilik mandi,
Mak panggil saya untuk membantu dia....
Jadi saya pun pergi membantu emak dengan...
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah...
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah,
selangkah, demi selangkah, selangkah, demi selangkah...
... ==


12:23 AM

Tips on enduring to study...

醒神绝招~

1. 湿毛巾
- 肯定的是可以醒神就对啦..
- 可以弄脸不油, 减少生 pimple 的机会...
- 有可能可以滋润皮肤哦~

2. 摇头的歌...
- 读显了可以听歌..
- 千万不要听那种显歌, 听了会更显...
- 听很 high 的歌.. 会摇头的更好... 越大声越好...有耳机真好 ~

3. Coffee ~
- 最有用的东西....
- 有 Anti-Oxidant, 抗老化哟~

12:16 PM

walao eh siao lang..

1. Ghee
2. Rui
3. Voon
4. Choy Wei
5. Vv Wong

6. Han Liang
7. Bei Ru
8. Jack Lim
9. Rachel Bong
10. Fey
11. Chow
12. Yos
13. Jia Chee
14. Wan Lyn
15. Mae Ching

Now answer these questions :
Q: What’s the best memory you have of 9?
[Rachel Bong]

.... go choir competition together i think..
Q: When’s the next time you’re gonna see 4?
[Choy Wei]
This Monday, she no come she as good as corpse..
Q: Is number 8 pretty?
[Jack Lim]
He is cute more than pretti ~
Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
[Fey]
Big Sis ==
Q: How did you meet 3?
[Voon]
We in same class in St.6 but i dont remember until F3...
Q: Is 11 your best friend?
[Chow]
One of them.
Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month?
[Vv Wong]
I saw her last Tuesday..
Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you?
[Rui]
Well i hope so..
Q: When was the last time you saw 12?
[Yos]
This Tuesday..
Q: Have you ever been to 1’s house?
[Ghee]
Nop..

Q: When’s the next time you’ll see 13? [Jia Chee]
This Monday also, she no come she as good as like rotten meat...
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 15?
[Mae Ching]

No.. 我们都不熟..

Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most? [书其]

Voon gor gor ~

Q: Do you even know 14? [Wan Lyn]

We dunno each other but better than 不熟..

Q: Would you give number 3 a hug? [Voon]
I dont think she want my hug. Even she wan i dun wan.. Tat's the point..
Q: Are you in love with 8?
[Jack Lim]

Excuse me ? my answer is same as ' do you have sex with your bottle ? '

Q: Do you know a secret about number 13? [Jia Chee]
Dunno ~
Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5.
[Rachel & Vv Wong]
Dno each other..
Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 7?
[Bei Ru]
err... She is my cousin...
Q: Have you ever danced with number 6?
[Han Liang]
Excuse me ? My answer as same as " Do you eat Calcium Carbonate ? "
Q: How long have you known number 12?
[Yos]

This year ~
Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 13? [Jia Chee]

Never.. boys won't hit girls though...
Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 15 in the face? [Mae Ching]

Not 熟 how hit leh..
Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother? [Ghee]
got... when party..
Q. How did you meet number 6? [Han Liang]
黑皮牛叶 ~
Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5? [Vv Wong]
I don't think so...

Q: What is the best memory you have with number 1? [Ghee]

Chat together + F2 maple which temporarily ruined my life...

Q: Do you live close to 7? [Bei Ru]

No way, 1 in Sg. Chua, 1 in Perak..

Q: Out of all 15, who do you think is the funniest ?

Jack Lim gor gor ~ ~ ~

Q: Who is the most flirtatious?

means 放电 ar... i think is Vv Wong gua...

Q: Say something nice about number 14. [Wan Lyn]

erm... good to her frens lo..

Q: Which one lives the farthest away ?

Han Liang + Bei Ru

Q: Which one do you hang out with the most ?

Ghee and Yos... Ghee is outdoor friend, while Yos is in-class friend..

Q: The quietest ?

erm Rui gua...or Vv Wong..
Q: What kind of car does number 13 have?
[Jia Chee]
If she have car she is in prison now..
Q: Have you travelled anywhere with number 8?
[Jack Lim]
Erm...yes if u call a competition a trip...
Q: If you gave number 1 $100 dollars tonight, what would they spend it on?
[Ghee]

Use it immediate.. on mobile maybe..

Q: Have you ever kissed number 7? [Bei Ru ]
Erm...Never
Q: Are you really close to 3? [Voon]
Voon gor gor ar ~ she sit nxt to me only mar...
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4?
[Choy Wei]
Never...
Q: What would happen if you put 9 and 1 in a room together?
[Ghee & Rachel ]
denngg.... nothing will happen de...
Q: If you could change one thing about number 13 what would it be?
[Jia Chee]
Errr... i think is study surrounding bah..
Q: Are you older than number 4?
[Choy Wei]
nope.. she's a sis...SO OLD ~
Q: If you were to go to a wedding would you take number 1?
[Ghee]
if family de sure wun la...if friend de sure la..
Q: If you were crying would 12 cheer you up?
[Yos]
I wun cry but sometimes i will 吐苦水 to my frens, including him..
Q: If you found out that 10 and 15 were going out, what would you do?
[Fey and Mae Ching]
Aiyo they go out a long time since F2..
Q: Have you slept in any of their beds ?
My answer as same as " have you bite off any women's nipple ? "
Q: Has any of them ever spent the night at your house ?
... Never
Q: Who did you go to the movies with last ?
... Never too...
Q: Would you flash 12?
[Yos]
Flash ? dunno... Flush ? sure...
Q: Who did you comment last?
I dun comment..
Q: Who have you known the longest?
Chow lo... he following my ass since St.1... muuahahaha...
Q: Who will you always be friends with no matter what?

Ghee, Rui, Voon, Choy Wei, Yos, Jack Lim, Fey, Chow, Vv Wong....mayb..

Q: Would you help 4 out in a fight? [Choy Wei]
She fight ? good.. another desperado housewife...
Q: What would you do if you had never met 6?
[Han Liang]
i get less angpau in the future...
Q: Have you ever seen 4 cry?
[Choy Wei]
Experiment proves that females cry minimum 10 times in age of 15..
Q: What’s 7’s favorite color?
[Bei Ru]
dennng.. how noe wo....
Q: What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?
[Ghee]
WTH? i runaway from tat scene and from him...
Q: How do you think 15 feels about you?
[Mae Ching]
I am a weird person... but if request for little help will help de la...
Q: What Language Does number 13 Speak?
[Jia Chee]
Chinese
Q: Who is 6 going out with?
[Han Liang]
i dun think he has gf..
Q: What grade is 14 in?
[Wan Lyn]
Form 3
Q: Is 1 single?
[Ghee]

He just failed to be "in a relationship"
Q: What is 10’s last name?
[Fey]

Jia Hui

Q: Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 9? [Rachel Bong]

No Way...
Q: What would you like to tell 7 right now?
[Bei Ru]

hello ~
Q: Are you going to know 3 forever?
[Voon]
no problem ar..
Q: Ever kissed 2?
[Rui]
Never...==
Q: Would you donate an organ to save 4’s life?
[Choy Wei]
see vad type 1st...if kidney still can zek.. if she wan testis ? NO WAY...
Q: Does 13 know a secret about u?
[Jia Chee]
i dun think so...
Q: Who is the best person on this list ?
Those guys..


Write the names of 21 friends you can think off the top of your head, and then answer the questions.
Just only friends rite? not blogger rite? XD Then easier much lor~
1.Yao Han
2.Chow
3.Thum
4.Kit
5.Jeremy
6.Ghee
7.Wei Heng
8.Hao Yi
9.Rui
10.Choy Wei
11.Voon
12.Vv Wong
13.Aii Venn
14.Pui Voon
15.Bryan
16.Andrew Thum
17.Tan Ming Ren
18.Karen Gan
19.NZlin
20.Chan Zhong Xin
21.Loh Sheng Nie

How did you meet 7?
[Wei Heng]
St.1 Yu Hua
What would you do if you and 15 had never met?
[Bryan]
i cant zha him in F2 and i lost a part of my happiness...
Have you ever seen 17 cry?
[Ming Ren]
Cry? He cry? Wahahahaha...
Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
[Kit and Andrew Thum]
They met already in F2...
Do you want to be 13's friend forever?
[Aii Venn]
can ar... especially when pull her chair...
Do you think 11 is attractive?
[Voon]
to me? normal zek...to Hong En? wuu ~ $w$
What’s 5’s favorite color?
[Jeremy]
erm...orange gua.. his bag is orange...
When was the last time you talked to 9?
[Rui]
talked? haih.... msn chatted? i think last Tuesday gua..
What language does 8 speak?
[Hao Yi]
Chinese.
Who is 13 going out with?
[Aii Venn]
dennngg She going out?
What grade is 16 in?
[Andrew Thum]
F3
Would you ever date 17?
[Ming Ren]
WTH? He beg me i also dun wan la...
Where does 18 live?
[Karen]
En ar... dunno wo...Mayb Mewah thr..
What is the best thing about 4?
[Kit]
best thing ? he pro in basketball.....
What would you like to tell 10 right now?
[Choy Wei]
ON YOUR MSN LEH....
What is the best thing about 20?
[CZX]
Piano skill.
Have you ever kissed 2?
[Chow]
I kissed den i suicide. I have no more pride to live on this world...
What’s the best memory you have of 5?
[Jeremy]
I acc him go piano exam ^^ ~
When’s the next time you’re going to see 4?
[Kit]
Monday.. He no come he as good as bullshit..
How is 7 different from 6?
[Wei Heng & Hao Yi]
Wealth...1 in Sg. Long 1 in Sg. Chua...
Is 2 pretty[Chow
]
Yea ~ as pretty as lady model...
What was your first impression of 15!
[Bryan]
Hairy Potter...
How did you meet 3?
[Thum]
We go choir when St.4.. CHOIR i saying...
Is 1 your best friend?
[Yao Han]
U got it right ~
Do you hate 12?
[Vv Wong]
No such hatred..
Have you seen 18 in the last month?
[Karen]
Dun wan see also see le...
When was the last time you saw 16?
[Andrew Thum]
Last Wednesday...
Have you been to 5's house?
[Jeremy]
Sure~
When’s the next time you’ll see 10?[Choy Wei]
This Monday... If she no come
Are you close to 11?
[Voon]
She sit next to me..
Have you been to the movies with 4?
[Kit]
nope
Have you gotten in trouble with 8?
[Hao Yi]
never ~
Would you give 19 a hug?
[NZlin]
o.0 why ?
When have you lied to 3?
[Thum]
Lie for vad ?
Is 11 good at socializing?
[Voon]
Erm... dunno
Do you know a secret about 8?
[Hao Yi]
Dunno..
Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
[Vv Wong & Karen Gan]
Friend lor..
What’s the best thing about your friendship with 9?
[Rui]
感慨失去的已回不来.. but 感激剩下的没失去..
What’s the worst thing about 6?
[Ghee]
Erm...dunno...
Have you ever had a crush on 12?
[Vv Wong]
Nvr...名花有主了...
How long have you known 2?
[Chow]
Happy 10th Anniversary ~
Have you ever been in a fight with 13?
[Aii Venn]
sure...chair fight ~
Does 11 have a bf/gf?
[Voon]
Rumors say got.
Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
[Yao Han]
I prefer 扎人的技术..
Has 21 met your mother?
[Loh Sheng Nie]
Gt..
How did you meet 6?
[Hao Yi]
Same class since St.4
Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
[Thum]
No...but if 特地的... yea...*w*
Do you live close to 7?
[Wei Heng]
Long long journey ~
What is 1’s favorite food?
[Yao Han]
En... sushi bah..his sis do it for him ~
What kind of car does 1 have?
[Yao Han]
Basica ~
Have you traveled anywhere with 9?
[Rui]
F2... Cameron Highland with bunch of pengawas...
If you gave 14 $100, what would they spend it on?
[Pui Voon]
buy big head of 盐鸭轮 ~


DAMN IT..FINALLY..

6:57 PM

我不做了 !!!!

12:12 AM

绝境下的进步...

以前祖先在日本的百般折磨下..

逆境生存, 可以把橡胶做成橡胶鞋卖掉, 以续生命...
现在....
学生因为老师的百般折磨下...
相棋的命运一直受到威胁...
正巧散钱的存在让他们启发创意...
结果...

利用散钱玩相棋的时代开始了...
规则...
一方的散钱上画多一个圈, 才写上棋子的名字,
另一方的散钱上则只写上棋子的名字...
战争的场面已在桌上准备好了...
至于中间那条河的名叫...
SG. LONG 长河 < 为何不叫郑河肋? >

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